Dear Reader,

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This is my diary. Over the past few centuries I have had many fun and entertaining adventures and for you to get to know me better, I thought it would be better if you got to know me better. The stories in this book span all over the place. Some are from the 12th century and others are the 21st century.

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I must warn you though, there are a lot of graphic details and triggering tales in these pages. I will warn you beforehand, but I think a warning warning would help a little. There are parts that contain abuse, drug use, rape, and suicide, as well as others. So, if you don't like those than just skip the chapters with this * that way you can enjoy the funnier and more lightened stories.So, sit back and enjoy.